Paris Hilton Sentenced To Jail

A judge just delivered a 45 day prison sentence to Paris Hilton.

Known for her love of kink and partying, the hotel heiress must go to the big house by June 5th and will be required to serve her time, with no way to weasel her way out from the sentence.

The sentence was apparently handed down after Paris broke probation following a booze-related reckless driving case.

Though she did apologize, she will soon be a temporary inmate.

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The Hottest Women Ever

Yeah, I know; this is more of a cheap way to get hits than an actual article. No man out there can say that this was a wasted click though. Looking at pictures of hot chicks is never a waste of time. This is a list of chicks I believe to be the hottest in the universe, in no particular order. Take a nice break from the news and enjoy some boobs.

Nothing clever this week, I merely played around with the picture captions.


Anna Kournikova


Jessica Alba


Scarlett Johansson


Charlize Theron


Lucy Liu


Kiera Knightly


Angelina Jolie


Carmen Electra


Kate Beckinsale

Alec Baldwin Makes Terrible Call To Daughter Ireland

In news that is never good to hear, new celebrity headlines suggest that Alec Baldwin has had quite a foul parenting fit as evidenced by a recent message left to his little daughter, Ireland.

In the message to Ireland (linked below), the 12-year-old daughter of his and Kim Bassinger, Baldwin's voice is heard using what seems to be berating words toward his daughter. A court commissioner was so appalled by the message that Baldwin was temporarily restricted from his visitations to his daughter, pending further investigation.

There is more on the story on TMZ and an mp3 of the phone call can be found here.

Britney Spears Bashing In Kfed's Ride?

Just saw this little picture on the DrudgeReport.



It looks like Britney Spears is apparently at Kfed's place, preparing to bash someone's truck with an umbrella. This comes after mixed reports that Spears tried to commit suicide by walking into incoming traffic, but was stopped by a staffer. I really hope things take a turn-around, for the better, for the sake of herself and her kids.

UPDATE: It seems the source for the picture above, and several more, along with the background story comes from an entertainment site called X-17 Online.