Sunday, October 14, 2007

A Guy's Guide: How To Be A Procrastinator.

Hello everyone, JB here giving you The Ultimate Guy's Guide to Procrastinating. In order to be a procrastinator, it is essential that you have a bit of a lazy streak. You must also be a quick thinker and be able to work under pressure. If you can do all of those things, you are on your way to being a good procrastinator.

Having a lazy streak isn't as easy as some make it out to be. To have the ability to be lazy often includes having a lot of excuses as to why your work can't be done such as "I have work to do" or the famous "I don't feel like it."

Being able to work under pressure involves a lot of Mountain Dew or the favorite caffeine drink of your choice and sacrificing the last night before your next class to getting that "A" paper.

The final step to being a good procrastinator is being a good thinker. You must be able to have wit and humor to make that last minute paper look better than those papers from the people who work too hard.

In conclusion, to be a good procrastinator involves Mountain Dew, a sharp mind, and putting off your most important work until the last minute.

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