Fedor Emelianenko or Glass Joe, Your Guess Is Better Than Mine

Fedor Emelianenko basically went down without a fight, much like Glass Joe on Mike Tyson's punchout.  It takes longer to learn how to spell Emeliankenko than it does to go through a Rocky Montage, make up a yummy protein egg drink with help depulped orange juic and listen to Ross Perot rant than it does to knock the sense out of Fedor Emelianenko.

Just be happy Schwarzennegger wasn't there to call him a girly man cheater, because then he would have added getting beat up by a flabby, troll-rogering ex-governor to the resume.

What a monetary disappointment Emeliankenko, but all in all, he's safe and really, it was only a $30 bet at the office.